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Jul 21, 2014 / 3,298 notes

"Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" - Cruel Intentions (1999)

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Jul 21, 2014 / 201,767 notes
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candiedmoon:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I really fucking need this. I need like 10 of these over my bed with a thunderstorm soundtrack playing.

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Jul 21, 2014 / 137,466 notes

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

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Jul 21, 2014 / 825,358 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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Jul 21, 2014 / 577,545 notes
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oscartales:

hotel eggers (by half girl)
Jul 20, 2014 / 10,117 notes

oscartales:

hotel eggers (by half girl)

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Jul 20, 2014 / 142,978 notes
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bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

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necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
Jul 18, 2014 / 118,874 notes

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

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Jul 18, 2014 / 117,389 notes
hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh
Jul 18, 2014 / 436,916 notes

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

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Jul 17, 2014 / 55,550 notes

rampantintellectual:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cat Buttwiggles [x]

Previously: Cats Giving High Fives

AHHHHH

Jul 17, 2014 / 50,415 notes

stupidd-chan:

here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.

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