| Jimmy Carr: | Marriages are pretty gay already, full of cakes, celebrations, confetti...adding another man would actually do well to make them more heterosexual. |
| David Mitchell: | That is flawless logic. |
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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today in study hall i fell asleep so someone slammed a book on the floor to wake me up and when i did everyone in the class was pretending to sleep and i didnt know what to do so i put my head back down and cried
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rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
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